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December 30, 2006

the final choose ye of the year. then? no more choices for you! (i’m kidding.)

Filed under: either or — meg @ 6:05 pm

James Brown or Marvin Gaye?

Chinese or Indian takeout?

Fleece or knitted blanket?

Girls with makeup or without?

Costco or Whole Foods?

Wildflowers or arrangements?

Tradition or shakeups?

Cello or trumpet?

Watch-wearing or no?

Salt water or fresh (to swim in, not drink)?

Pants or shorts?

Chatspeak or absolutely NOT?

Digital camera or old-school?

Wireless or plugged in?

Waltz or tango?

Brian Williams or Anderson Cooper?

Time or Newsweek?

Waterbed or mattress?

Cream and sugar or not?

CNN or BBC News?

iTunes or something else?

Scented candles or unscented?

Prairie or mountain?

Socks or barefoot?

Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

Brass or pewter?

Wool or cotton?

Willow tree or pine?

Gerald Ford or Jimmy Carter?

France or Italy?

Electric or gas stove?

Thrift store or outlet?

Japanese garden or English garden?

Sophia Loren or Liz Taylor?

2006 or 2007?

22 Responses to “the final choose ye of the year. then? no more choices for you! (i’m kidding.)”

  1. Marilyn Says:

    JB Chinese
    knitted without Whole Foods
    wildflower shakeups trumpet
    no saltwater pants
    not digital
    wireless tango
    Cooper Newsweek mattress
    cream only CNN
    iTunes scented mountain socks
    Damon pewter cotton pine
    Ford Italy gas
    thrift Japanese
    La Loren 2007
    Amen. Happy New Year.

  2. John Sedore Says:

    1. Marvin Gaye
    2. Indian
    3. Knitted blanket
    4. Without
    5. Costco
    6. Wildflowers
    7. Tradition
    8. Cello
    9. Watch-wearing
    10. Fresh
    11. Trousers
    12. Not, I guess… never have Chatspoke, only Textspoke
    13. Old-school camera
    14. Plugged in
    15. Waltz
    16. Brian Williams
    17. Newsweek
    18. Mattress
    19. Not. My coffee is as black as my heart
    20. BBC
    21. Something else
    22. Unscented
    23. Mountain
    24. Socks
    25. Ben Affleck
    26. Pewter
    27. Wool
    28. Willow tree
    29. Jimmy Carter
    30. Italy
    31. Electric stove
    32. Thrift store.
    32. Japanese garden
    33. Sophia Loren
    34. 2007

    Thanks Meg! Happy New Year!

  3. Bozoette Mary Says:

    James Brown AND Marvin Gaye — it depends on whether I’m feeling funky or funkay.

    Chinese

    Fleece

    Girls without

    Whole Foods

    Wildflowers
    Tradition, with the occasional shakeup

    Cello, unless it’s the last chorus of the Messiah

    Watch-wearing (most of the time)

    fresh to swim in; salt to float and dodge waves in

    Pants

    Absolutely NOT!

    Digital camera

    Wireless

    Waltz

    Brian Williams

    Time or Newsweek — neither; The Borowitz Report

    mattress

    not, except for lattes

    BBC News

    iTunes

    Scented candles

    mountain

    Socks

    Matt Damon

    pewter

    cotton

    Willow tree

    Jimmy Carter

    Italy

    gas stove

    outlet

    English garden

    Sophia Loren

    2007!

  4. aerosol Says:

    Usually James.
    Chinese
    Hmm.
    Without.
    Whole Foods.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Nope.
    Salt.
    Pants.
    NOT.
    Hmm.
    Wireless.
    Waltz.
    Hmm.
    The Economist. Time and Newsweek are too fluffy.
    Mattress.
    Black.
    BBC.
    iTunes.
    Unscented.
    Mountain.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Hmm.
    Italy.
    Gas.
    Thrift.
    Hmm.
    Liz.

    Here’s one for you (and an explanation for my many “Hmm’s”):
    Context or Absolute?

  5. iSore Says:

    BB King
    Chinese
    Knitted
    Without
    Costco
    Wild arrangements
    Tradition
    Cello
    Watch-wearing
    Fresh
    Pants
    NOT
    Wireless
    Sit
    Brian Williams
    Newsweek
    Mattress
    Not
    BBC
    iTunes
    Scented
    Mountain
    Socks
    Matt Damon
    Pewter
    Cotton
    Pine
    Gerald Ford
    Italy
    Gas
    Thrift
    English
    Sophia Loren
    1988

  6. Ashley S Says:

    James Brown
    Indian
    Knitted Blanket
    Without
    Whole Foods
    Wildflowers
    Shakeups
    Cello
    No watch
    Fresh
    Pants
    Chat
    dig cam
    Wireless
    Tango
    Who?
    Time
    Mattress
    Cream and sugar
    BBC
    Itunes
    Scented
    Mountain
    Socks
    Matt
    Pewter
    Cotton
    Pine
    Jimmy
    France
    Gas!
    Outlet
    English
    Sophia
    2006

  7. doug Says:

    Marvin Gaye 90% of the time
    Chinese
    Fleece
    Without
    Costco (never been to Whole Foods)
    Wildflowers
    Shakeup
    Trumpet
    Watch
    Haven’t experienced salt-water swimming
    Shorts
    NOT
    Digital
    Wireless
    Tango!
    Neither
    Newsweek
    Mattress
    Not
    BBC
    iTunes only for iPod ease
    Either
    Mountain
    Barefoot
    Damon (only as an actor)
    Pewter
    Cotton
    Willow
    Neither
    Both
    Gas
    Outlet
    Japanese
    Sophia
    we’ll see…

  8. reddirtroad Says:

    Marvin Gaye
    Chinese
    knitted blanket
    without makeup
    Costco
    Wildflowers
    Tradition
    Cello
    no watch
    fresh
    shorts
    Chatspeak
    Digital camera
    Wireless
    tango
    Anderson Cooper
    MacLeans
    mattress
    black
    BBC News
    iTunes
    Scented candles
    mountain
    barefoot
    Matt Damon
    pewter
    cotton
    Willow tree
    Jimmy Carter
    Italy
    gas stove
    Thrift store
    Japanese garden
    Sophia Loren
    2007! Here’s to it!!

  9. Cathie Says:

    Marvin Gaye - all the way - Let’s Get It On

    Indian takeout

    Fleece

    Girls with makeup - but not overdone

    Whole Foods

    Wildflowers

    Tradition

    Cello is mellow

    Watch-wearing

    Salt water - as long as it is in a warmer clime

    Capris?

    Chatspeak

    Digital camera

    Wireless

    Waltz

    Anderson Cooper

    Time

    I do miss my waterbed

    Cream only, thanks

    BBC News

    anything BUT i-tunes

    Scented candles - but not cloyingly sweet or flowery

    Mountain s are beautiful but I get sick up there :(

    barefoot as much as possible

    Matt Damon

    pewter

    cotton

    pine

    Jimmy Carter

    Italy (yummy, yum, yum)

    gas stove

    outlet

    Japanese garden

    Sophia Loren

    2007 - always looking forward :)

  10. nancy Says:

    Marvin Gaye. Can’t we have Pizza? Fleece. Without. Whole Foods. Wildflowers. Tradition. Cello (though I played the trumpet). No watch. Fresh. shorts (but not too short). No clue what “chatspeak” is. Digital. Wireless. Waltz if I am doing it, tango if I am watching it. Brian Williams. Time. Mattress. Not in my coffee (but great on my cereal). BBC. iTunes!!! (just got my very first iPod for Xmas and I am SO excited to be one of the cool kids!!!), UNSCENTED!!! I am a child of the prairie. Barefoot. Matt Damon. Pewter. cotton (usually). Willow, Well, you just have to say Ford right now, right? Italy. Gas. Thrift store. English. Sophia Loren (we share a birthday!) 2007 (Bring it on, baby!!) (Though 2006 was pretty kick-ass with the Alien and all.)

  11. Eric Says:

    First, I would just like to give props to Marilyn for turning her answers into poetry. I am going to run out immediately and purchase a pair of “iTunes scented mountain socks.”

    Now, for me, whose answers will never be mistaken for poetry:

    1. James Brown
    2. Chinese
    3. Fleece
    4. Without without without
    5. Whole Foods
    6. Whichever one someone else gives me is fine
    7. Tradition. Shaken up.
    8. Cello (though I would pay to see Nancy play the trumpet)
    9. Yes, with the watch, except when I forget
    10. Fresh
    11. Pants
    12. Chatspeak is satan, ROFLMAO
    13. Digicam
    14. Wireless where possible
    15. What, no sea shanty?
    16. Beaker. Er, Anderson Cooper.
    17. Newsweek
    18. Mattress
    19. No cream, no sugar
    20. CNN, just to be contrarian, since everyone else here is claiming BBC
    21. iTunes
    22. I decline to state which kind of candles I prefer, on the grounds that I am a straight male
    23. Mountain
    24. Socks
    25. Damon
    26. I beg your pardon?
    27. Cotton
    28. Pine
    29. Carter
    30. Italy
    31. Gas
    32. Outlet
    33. Liz Taylor (for the same reason I went with CNN)
    34. 2007

  12. Sandy Says:

    Marvin Gaye
    Chinese
    Fleece
    Girls with makeup
    Costco
    Wildflowers
    Tradition
    Cello
    Watch-wearing
    Fresh water
    Pants
    Chatspeak
    Digital camera
    Wireless
    Waltz
    Brian Williams
    Time
    Waterbed
    Cream and sugar
    CNN
    Something else
    Scented candles
    Prairie
    Socks
    Matt Damon
    Pewter
    Cotton
    Willow tree
    Jimmy Carter
    Italy
    Gas stove
    Thrift store
    Japanese garden
    Sophia Loren
    2007

  13. nancy Says:

    Eric - exactly how much would you pay? ;-)

  14. lizardek Says:

    marvin
    chinese
    fleece
    with makeup
    ica (haha!)
    arrangements
    tradition
    cello
    watch
    fresh
    pants
    hrm?
    digicam
    wireless
    waltz
    who?
    time

  15. notsoccer mom Says:

    James Brown

    Chinese

    Fleece

    Girls without makeup

    Whole Foods

    Wildflowers

    Tradition

    Cello

    not Watch-wearing

    freshwater

    Pants

    absolutely NOT

    Digital camera

    plugged in

    tango

    Anderson Cooper

    Newsweek

    mattress

    Cream

    CNN

    iTunes

    Scented candles

    mountain

    barefoot

    Ben Affleck

    pewter

    cotton

    Willow tree

    Jimmy Carter

    France

    gas stove

    Thrift store

    Japanese garden

    Sophia Loren

    2007

  16. liz Says:

    marvin gaye
    indian
    knitted
    without
    whole foods
    wildflowers
    shakeups
    cello
    no watch
    salt
    pants
    not
    digital
    wireless
    disco?
    tom brokaw
    newsweek
    mattress
    cream and sugar
    bbc
    itunes
    lightly scented
    mountain
    barefoot
    damon
    pewter
    cotton
    willow
    carter
    both
    gas
    outlet
    english
    sophia
    2007…i’ve got exciting things planned

  17. gerry rosser Says:

    Cello, definitely.

    Happy New Year.

  18. barbie2be Says:

    Marvin Gaye
    Chinese
    Knitted blanket
    Girls without makeup
    Costco or Whole Foods? both but for different things
    Wildflowers
    Shakeups
    Cello
    No Watch
    Salt water
    Pants
    Absolutely NOT
    Digital camera
    Wireless
    Tango
    Anderson Cooper
    Time
    Mattress?
    Cream and sugar
    BBC News
    iTunes
    Scented candles
    Mountain
    Barefoot
    Ben Affleck
    Pewter
    Cotton
    Willow tree
    Gerald Ford
    Italy
    Gas stove
    Outlet
    Japanese garden
    Sophia Loren
    2007

  19. Rick Says:

    Impossible choices are marked “Impossible”

    Impossible

    Indian

    Knitted

    Impossible

    Whole Foods, but you forced me to say that.

    Arrangements

    Impossible

    Trumpet

    No

    Fresh

    Shorts

    Unfamiliar term

    Digital

    Impossible

    Waltz

    Agent Cooper

    Time

    Mattress

    Not

    Impossible

    What else is there

    Unscented

    Mountain

    Barefoot

    Impossible

    Pewter

    Cotton

    Pine

    Carter (I changed my mind on this one sine tune after 1976–my first time in the box–but no regrets)

    France

    Gas

    Thrift shop

    Japanese

    Sophia

    2007

    Do not choose, but take all three: Peace, love, and happiness in 2007, Meg!

  20. Jordan Says:

    James Brown or Marvin Gaye? Tough call, honestly. I’d have to say tie.

    Chinese or Indian takeout? Indian.

    Fleece or knitted blanket? Fleece.

    Girls with makeup or without? Without!

    Costco or Whole Foods? Whole Paycheck.

    Wildflowers or arrangements? Wild

    Tradition or shakeups? Somewhere in between

    Cello or trumpet? Cello

    Watch-wearing or no? No

    Salt water or fresh (to swim in, not drink)? Fresh

    Pants or shorts? Pants

    Chatspeak or absolutely NOT? Sometimes

    Digital camera or old-school? Digital

    Wireless or plugged in? Wireless

    Waltz or tango? Tango

    Brian Williams or Anderson Cooper? BW

    Time or Newsweek? Neither

    Waterbed or mattress? Mattress

    Cream and sugar or not? Can go either way.

    CNN or BBC News? BBC

    iTunes or something else? itunes

    Scented candles or unscented? scented, but not too stinky. Natural scents.

    Prairie or mountain? mountain

    Socks or barefoot? socks

    Matt Damon or Ben Affleck? Matt.

    Brass or pewter? Pewter

    Wool or cotton? Cotton

    Willow tree or pine? Pine

    Gerald Ford or Jimmy Carter? Carter

    France or Italy? France, then Italy :)

    Electric or gas stove? Gas

    Thrift store or outlet? Thrift

    Japanese garden or English garden? Japanese

    Sophia Loren or Liz Taylor?Sophia

    HAPPY NEW YEAR

  21. meg Says:

    Marvin Gaye

    Chinese

    Knitted blanket

    Girls with (tasteful) makeup

    Whole Foods

    Wildflowers

    Shook-up tradition

    Cello

    Watch-wearing

    Salt water

    Skirts!

    Absolutely NOT!

    Digital camera

    Wireless

    Tango

    Brian Williams

    Harpers!

    Mattress

    Not

    BBC News

    iTunes

    Scented candles

    Ocean

    Barefoot

    Matt Damon

    Silver!

    Wool

    Pine tree

    I feel like it’s right to say Ford today, but I think Mr. Carter would agree with me.

    Italy

    Gas stove

    Outlet

    Gardens of all kinds

    Sophia Loren

    2007, please!

  22. Ashley Says:

    Whats with all the without makeup choices? Come on, people, lips look good with a little gloss.

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