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December 29, 2006

25 Things I Never Need To See Again…

Filed under: stuff — meg @ 4:01 pm
  1. The inside of my sinuses on a giant screen.
  2. One particular high school production of Oklahoma.
  3. These photos.
  4. A brown recluse spider inside my pants.
  5. Fresno
  6. The Penis Tree
  7. Paris Hilton. At ALL.
  8. This seagull.
  9. Britney’s… girl parts.
  10. An email in my inbox from the Rev. Fred Phelps.
  11. Gastrointestinal outbreak.
  12. An episode of Married With Children
  13. A Creed album release
  14. The wikipedia entry for this
  15. The outskirts of Portland
  16. My high-school math teacher — I DO TOO UNDERSTAND CALCULUS.
  17. The Canucks losing in a playoff Game Seven
  18. The Tesoro station in Longview, WA, and that man who told me “Sure, the men’s room is free.”
  19. The art of Billy Dee Williams.
  20. Survivor
  21. This website.
  22. That turn-your-eyelids-inside-out trick
  23. Cold Lake, AB
  24. My cell phone dropping into the ocean
  25. A jellyfish stuck to my ass.

5 Responses to “25 Things I Never Need To See Again…”

  1. liz Says:

    and i was planning on sending you a thomas kinkade painting for christmas… gosh.

  2. Eric Says:

    Please, please do not limit yourself to just ONE high school production of Oklahoma. There have been thousands of them worth not ever seeing again.

    Although I once saw a production of it at an all-girls Catholic high school. All the roles were played by girls. THAT was something worth seeing twice.

  3. Wandering Willow Says:

    Oh, I SO agree with almost everything on your list!!!

    I have to confess that my stepson is one of the 2 papparazzi guys who got those photos of Brittney’s shaved parts. He’s so proud of his accomplishment, and subsequent large paycheck.

    Sinus innards on a giant screen… that one wins!

  4. Wandering Willow Says:

    Oh, I forgot …. the Turn-Your-Eyelids-Inside-Out trick is far worse than sinuses on a big screen. That one has my vote for worst. It was so popular in my elementary school, performed by boys who wanted to make girls barf.

  5. Ashley Says:

    I don’t know what you’re smokin’ but I can’t get enough of the Billy Dee Williams art.

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