- Only the best song ever.
- This man’s art, for a taste of my childhood in the Yukon (my mom was his substitute art teacher.)
- These design links, to see lovely things.
- What this says about you (but never trust an online quiz.)
- Everything here.
- This astonishing resource.
- How to make stuff.
- All these lovely recipes.
- Music to your ears?
- I really DON’T know clouds at all…
- Omelet
- Rooibos
- Bliss
- Tuba
- Snuggle
- Ookpik
- Swizzle
- Marshmallow
- Dewdrop
- Snooze
- Timpani
- Chortle
- Fuzzy
- Chubby
- Moonboot
- Toothy
- Frisky
- Nubbly
- Duckling
- Tuft
- Jigger
- Snapdragon
- Jangly
- Bobble
- Toque
- The inside of my sinuses on a giant screen.
- One particular high school production of Oklahoma.
- These photos.
- A brown recluse spider inside my pants.
- Fresno
- The Penis Tree
- Paris Hilton. At ALL.
- This seagull.
- Britney’s… girl parts.
- An email in my inbox from the Rev. Fred Phelps.
- Gastrointestinal outbreak.
- An episode of Married With Children
- A Creed album release
- The wikipedia entry for this
- The outskirts of Portland
- My high-school math teacher — I DO TOO UNDERSTAND CALCULUS.
- The Canucks losing in a playoff Game Seven
- The Tesoro station in Longview, WA, and that man who told me “Sure, the men’s room is free.”
- The art of Billy Dee Williams.
- Survivor
- This website.
- That turn-your-eyelids-inside-out trick
- Cold Lake, AB
- My cell phone dropping into the ocean
- A jellyfish stuck to my ass.