nine ways to tell that i’m a canadian blogger.
- I’ve done it (blogged, Mom…) in a toque.
- I will always have a secret crush on Ron McLean.
- 10% of my posts are about the weather.
- 10% of my posts are about hockey.
- I know better than to watch Showcase after 11 pm on a Friday.
- I understand the Canadian Ratio ™: the colder the city, the bigger the malls.
- I know that the “double double” is not a sexual position.
- I know what to do when someone yells “Car!”
- 40% more “u”s in every post.
December 4th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Am I still a Canadian blogger if I’ve never done it in a toque? Or does knowing what a toque is and how to spell it make up for that? What about if NONE of my posts are about hockey? If I’m a toque-less non-hockey fan… what AM I?! Can I be from the Mediterranean? Will my real parents come and get me, then… take me back to a lovely, warm, hockey-less, toque-less clime? Please, Please, let me be Mediterranean! Spain… Italy… France… Morocco…
December 4th, 2006 at 9:10 am
as a californian i know that a double-double is a burger from in-n-out…what is it in canada?
December 4th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Here you’d get a Tim Horton’s coffee with 2 creams and 2 sugars.
: )
December 4th, 2006 at 10:54 am
That’s my girl:).
December 4th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Looking at this list, I can tell I am definitely NOT a Canadian blogger.
December 4th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Does “toque” have something to do with narcotics?
December 4th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Toque: http://www.allthingsarctic.com/detail.aspx?ID=722
December 4th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
omgsh - can I have this one? I PROMISE to credit you!
PROMISE!!
December 5th, 2006 at 10:20 am
Thanks, Lauralea.
You Canadians and your crazy words for things.