When you swim around on the bottom you meet others who are swimming around on the bottom. Whether you sank or dove- it makes little difference how you got there. Floating to the top may not help either, cuz there’s scum up there. You have to get right out of that particular pond.
and for a brief moment after she dumped k-fed i thought, “she’s gonna be okay…britney’s coming back” but now that she’s apparently sharing hosiery with paris hilton i have lost all hope.
p.s. britney, we get it. your boobs are huge. you can put them away now.
I found your blog because of the voting thing but I did not vote because I was previously unaware of the contenders except Raymi who I would not vote for but occasionally I read her and thank God she is not my daughter. I need some quality Canadian blog reading because you know those Americans are just everywhere.
So I am glad I have found you. I’ll be back.
Well, it’s pretty easy to see why Paris likes Britney. HEL-lo!
And to think we all have Ellen and Anne to thank for this. And the funny thing is that every time Britney shows up in the -ahem- news, it’s because she’s done something to make K-fed look pathetic. And not in the way he already looked pathetic…I mean in a sympathetic way, the way that makes guys go, “Oh, DUDE! She TOTALLY hosed you, man!”
So there’s K-fed, poundin’ 40s out in the 7-11 parking lot, while his buddies are all, “Check DAT out, yo! Dat’s some whitebread I could make a sandwich out of, I could be all up in dat, if you know whut I mean, boyee! WHOO, dey’s SMOKIN’! Sorry, Dude, man, but yo WIFE and PARIS HILTON, man, who coulda saw DAT comin’? I could, been thinkin’ ’bout it, been thinkin’ ’bout it…but not like DAT man, totally! But you gotta admit, that’s like totally hot, aight?”
November 27th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
When you swim around on the bottom you meet others who are swimming around on the bottom. Whether you sank or dove- it makes little difference how you got there. Floating to the top may not help either, cuz there’s scum up there. You have to get right out of that particular pond.
November 27th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
Eww. Britney’s dress is absolutely gross and how ridiculous is it to pal around with Paris? Not making a very good comeback there.
“Hey, let’s try to start a new fad. I’ll wear one stocking and you can wear the other one.”
How old are these people? 10?
November 27th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
and for a brief moment after she dumped k-fed i thought, “she’s gonna be okay…britney’s coming back” but now that she’s apparently sharing hosiery with paris hilton i have lost all hope.
p.s. britney, we get it. your boobs are huge. you can put them away now.
November 27th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
I found your blog because of the voting thing but I did not vote because I was previously unaware of the contenders except Raymi who I would not vote for but occasionally I read her and thank God she is not my daughter. I need some quality Canadian blog reading because you know those Americans are just everywhere.
So I am glad I have found you. I’ll be back.
November 27th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
her boobs. i am at a loss.
and is that actually your mom commenting? HI Meg’s mom!
November 27th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
It IS my mom. And iSore is my dad. Aren’t THEY CUTE?!?
November 28th, 2006 at 5:24 am
Well, it’s pretty easy to see why Paris likes Britney. HEL-lo!
And to think we all have Ellen and Anne to thank for this. And the funny thing is that every time Britney shows up in the -ahem- news, it’s because she’s done something to make K-fed look pathetic. And not in the way he already looked pathetic…I mean in a sympathetic way, the way that makes guys go, “Oh, DUDE! She TOTALLY hosed you, man!”
So there’s K-fed, poundin’ 40s out in the 7-11 parking lot, while his buddies are all, “Check DAT out, yo! Dat’s some whitebread I could make a sandwich out of, I could be all up in dat, if you know whut I mean, boyee! WHOO, dey’s SMOKIN’! Sorry, Dude, man, but yo WIFE and PARIS HILTON, man, who coulda saw DAT comin’? I could, been thinkin’ ’bout it, been thinkin’ ’bout it…but not like DAT man, totally! But you gotta admit, that’s like totally hot, aight?”
~Kurt
November 28th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Her body looks really weird. And the crack whore close aren’t helping.