(And my friends are going to argue that my headline is FALSE! FALSE! but you know what I mean.)
Here’s some more things for David Blaine to try and escape from, if he’s bored:
- Amway
- Columbia House CD Club
- Chilliwack, BC (there are 70,000 PEOPLE who have not yet managed it!)
- News of Tom and Katie’s wedding, honeymoon, blahblahblah
- The clutches of a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Vermonty Python
- My disdain
1-don’t get caught in the first place.
2-Just ignore them; they eventually go away.
3-We did it! So can you!
4-stop up your ears, blindfold yourself, move into a cave, and say “nananananananananan” all day.
5-Don’t start eating it.
6-Inescapable.
ok saying try to escape from amway and columbia house was v. funny.
So was freaking Chilliwack. Hilarious.
Here here. I’m send my disdain in his direction too.
LOL… but you forgot to mention the AARP’s clutches!
Vermonty Python.
I could bathe in it. If it were first thawed out.
You are SO funny!! Priceless :)
David Blaine is the essence of tool.