I don’t know, I kind of got over doing weird shit for attention in the fourth grade.
(And my friends are going to argue that my headline is FALSE! FALSE! but you know what I mean.)
Here’s some more things for David Blaine to try and escape from, if he’s bored:
- Amway
- Columbia House CD Club
- Chilliwack, BC (there are 70,000 PEOPLE who have not yet managed it!)
- News of Tom and Katie’s wedding, honeymoon, blahblahblah
- The clutches of a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Vermonty Python
- My disdain
November 24th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
1-don’t get caught in the first place.
2-Just ignore them; they eventually go away.
3-We did it! So can you!
4-stop up your ears, blindfold yourself, move into a cave, and say “nananananananananan” all day.
5-Don’t start eating it.
6-Inescapable.
November 24th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
ok saying try to escape from amway and columbia house was v. funny.
November 24th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
So was freaking Chilliwack. Hilarious.
November 24th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Here here. I’m send my disdain in his direction too.
November 24th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
LOL… but you forgot to mention the AARP’s clutches!
November 25th, 2006 at 12:47 am
Vermonty Python.
I could bathe in it. If it were first thawed out.
November 25th, 2006 at 6:46 am
You are SO funny!! Priceless :)
November 26th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
David Blaine is the essence of tool.