I don’t know, I kind of got over doing weird shit for attention in the fourth grade.

Oh, dear.

(And my friends are going to argue that my headline is FALSE! FALSE! but you know what I mean.)

Here’s some more things for David Blaine to try and escape from, if he’s bored:

  • Amway
  • Columbia House CD Club
  • Chilliwack, BC (there are 70,000 PEOPLE who have not yet managed it!)
  • News of Tom and Katie’s wedding, honeymoon, blahblahblah
  • The clutches of a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Vermonty Python
  • My disdain

8 thoughts on “I don’t know, I kind of got over doing weird shit for attention in the fourth grade.

  1. 1-don’t get caught in the first place.
    2-Just ignore them; they eventually go away.
    3-We did it! So can you!
    4-stop up your ears, blindfold yourself, move into a cave, and say “nananananananananan” all day.
    5-Don’t start eating it.
    6-Inescapable.

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