thanksku.
In honour of my neighbours to the South — and I don’t mean the dude that lives downstairs — some Thanksgiving haiku.
Tryptophan is good
White meat brings sleep of the dead
Birdie Lunesta.
Let us watch football
Grunting men in tight-ass pants
Boy, am I thankful.
Cranberry jelly
Cylinder of rosy red
Oops, the tablecloth.
Cornucopia
Why so many syllables
For such a short word?
Bread up the bird ass
Oh, delicious cavity
Stuff it. Stuff it good.
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:47 pm
I am so proud!
November 23rd, 2006 at 7:05 am
now that made my day! i do believe i’ll read it aloud over dinner, it will be the perfect accompaniment.
November 23rd, 2006 at 11:30 am
that was brilliant. birdie lunesta! HA!
November 26th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
mmmm…bird ass….
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Birdie Lunesta! Bwahaha!
Murkans (some of us anyhoo) are thankful that our neighbors to the north aren’t wacko like the leadership down our way.
Happy Thursday to you! We loved our visit to your fair city.