In honour of my neighbours to the South — and I don’t mean the dude that lives downstairs — some Thanksgiving haiku.
Tryptophan is good
White meat brings sleep of the dead
Birdie Lunesta.
Let us watch football
Grunting men in tight-ass pants
Boy, am I thankful.
Cranberry jelly
Cylinder of rosy red
Oops, the tablecloth.
Cornucopia
Why so many syllables
For such a short word?
Bread up the bird ass
Oh, delicious cavity
Stuff it. Stuff it good.
