I found these people in a pot on my stove this morning! Good times, good times.

And for you, The Top Ten Things That Are Good About The Turbidity Crisis in Vancouver:

1. Need an excuse to stay home from school, kiddies? DRINK UP.
2. Sneaky non-flushers can escape discovery 50% of the time.
3. Want to get “dirty in the shower, baby”? Easy. Turn on the tap.
4. OCD sufferers not ostracized for a week because EVERYONE is dabbing at themselves with bottled water.
5. Add a slice of lemon — and it could pass for iced tea. White Spot credited with this discovery.
6. Constantly boiling water adds humidity to homes, thus saving residents from their usual parched-air suffering. NOT.
7. A fun addition to those at-home versions of Fear Factor
8. Non-coffee drinkers enjoyed spectacle of caffeine addicts denied Starbucks nourishment for 24 FULL HOURS.
9. Hot tubbing? NOW A NECESSITY.
10. You don’t have to shell out for a cruise to get the Norwalk Virus anymore!