“The lives of a lawyer, an actuary, a housecleaner, a professor, and the people around them intersect as they ponder order and happiness in the face of life’s cold unpredictability.”
“A Terrifying Tale Of Sluts And Bolts.”
“Ex-kickboxing champion turned sports photographer again finds himself in Guam on a publicity photo shoot.”
“Man embarks on a bloodthirsty rampage to avenge the death of his wife who was struck down by a man who hunts and kills women using his ’72 El Dorado.”
they need to hire a new blurb writer. are you available? of course you would have to actually sit through those screen gems but….
Sluts and Bolts is goooolllllden.
OK, you’re making these up, right?
Not a one.
That Guam one is pure gold.