if they hadn’t opened it, I would have.

Catherine pulled over to the side of the road immediately when she saw the sign, having heard this phrase out of my mouth in answer to most questions on the planet, including “What are you doing?” and “What are you thinking?” and “What are you bringing?” and “What do you look for in a man?”:

Awesome. Garibalidi, OR.

And a few more shots to tide you over until I remember how to type: