longest short week ever OR post #198 since June 8th, 2006.
I am up to my neck in work, errands and THINGS THAT ABSOLUTELY MUST GET DONE OR ELSE I’M GOING TO BE SWEATING HARDER THAN A KITTEN HUGGING A RADIATOR this week, so my posts are either going to be:
a) light; or
b) ranty; or
c) nonexistent.
I’m sure you’d rather I skipped the rants. But you may not get off so easily. You know me. I just blog like most people blink… WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING I’VE DONE IT.
Your undying love, fervent encouragement, frequent prayers, sunny bouquets, caffeinated delights, and ridiculously funny jokes and emails are appreciated in advance.
(Hint. Hint.)
Oy.
And your Advil.
September 5th, 2006 at 4:26 am
that’s one funny kitten picture! so: places to go, things to do, people to see- you could rename your place to BusyCabin. Lots of hustle and bustle. Hope the road is smooth for you. But I gotta say, a day without Meg is like a day without sunshine. (which i’ve read about, but have no recent experience of, as it appears we need to start building an ark, what’s up with that???)
September 5th, 2006 at 5:20 am
That picture is so cute! I’ll take a good rant whenever you have time to post (like, soon, ok?)
September 5th, 2006 at 8:40 am
Punny joke….a vulture gets on a plane with two dead raccoons. Flight attendant says “sorry, but you’re only allowed one carion per passenger!” –Have a conscientiously productive week, designed to propel you towards the weekend and bless all those you bump into along the way! (Doesn’t that remind you of the daily encouragement I dished out with your lunch when you went out the door to school in the olden days!?)Love the kitten.
September 5th, 2006 at 8:43 am
How to you catch a polar bear? You cut a hole in the ice, lay peas all around the edge of the hole. When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole! :)
September 5th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I love that picture!!
What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer.
Here is an espresso and two advil. Take them and post in the morning.
September 5th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Love your rants. Keep ‘em coming.
September 6th, 2006 at 12:01 am
okay, here’s a joke, but it’s kind of a long one, and perhaps a little naughty. much better told in person…
a penguin is driving across the desert, when he hears a large BANG and feels his car SHUDDER. He pulls over to a service station and asks for help. The mechanic tells the penguin that it will take a few minutes. Overheating, the penguin spies an ice cream shop across the road and waddles over to get a cone. It’s hot, the ice cream is melting, and the penguin is lapping up the creamy goodness. He doesn’t realize that he’s got it all over his face when he returns to check on his car. He asks the mechanic, “well, how’s it going?” to which the mechanic replies, “looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin, shocked, embarrassed and immediately defensive, throws his flippers in front of his ice cream caked beak and cries, “IT’S VANILLA ICE CREAM! I SWEAR!”
September 6th, 2006 at 5:26 am
What a wonderful picture! It warms my belly.