The post in which I reveal that I am, in fact, a ridiculous sap and will be single forever and ever, world without end, Amen.

We’re watching Stepmom on TBS.

This means that:

  1. It’s a really hot Sunday, and we don’t feel like moving or touching the remote, which MIGHT BE GIVING OFF HEAT, WHO KNOWS.
  2. We’re abundantly aware that TBS SUCKS, what with the bleeping out swear words and editing major portions of the film and showing the same damn ads for Atlanta over and over and over.
  3. We’re caught up in classic, manipulative, star-powered Hollywood melodrama.

I’ve never even seen this movie (I always knew it would be manipulative), and I missed whole parts of it when I was blissfully in the shower, but somehow?

Sucked in.

THERE IS OTHER STUFF TO DO, SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE ME WALK AWAY FROM THE TELEVISION.

Oh, well.

Tell me:

  1. What was the last movie that made you cry (or get emotional, or have something in your eye, or have allergies — whatever your classic excuse might be…)?
  2. What is the most embarassing movie that made you cry?
  3. What was the best movie that ever made you cry?
  4. What things in movies always make you cry?
  5. How much of a schmuck am I for crying at this movie?

Maybe I’m just crying about the fact that *I* can’t marry Ed Harris…