11 thoughts on “the distance between sexy… and here.

  1. If he’d been truly revolted he wouldn’t have said a word. Probably not as bad as you think. But it did make me laugh :)

  2. I once ate an entire bag of those in one sitting, while watching TV. It was not a small bag. And I, it seems, had no attractive women around to impress at the time.

    Please note that the above experiment was conducted while in college, and is therefore not as trashy as it might sound. A lot of things that are trashy in real life are charming in college.

    Sneezing powdered sugar down your black shirt, though? That is AWESOME.

    Here’s your kleenex.

  3. On one of our early dates, my husband took me to Tippy’s Taco house. For dessert, I ordered a nice taco-like thing with powdered sugar on top. It was very hot, so I blew on it, and the powdered sugar went everywhere, but most especially it went all over me.

    Good thing he found it endearing instead of stupid.

  4. aaaghhk! The shame, the humiliation, the loss of the love of a potential Mr. Perfect! But ah, the excellent description of the moment!! “Where ONE SECOND BEFORE I’d been a normal girl in black, suddenly I was a dusty, puffy-cheeked GIT with watery eyes and a stricken expression.” I’m laughing like a madwoman, here!

  5. If this was indeed that fulcrum moment in your life when solid food is no longer medically advisable, you’ve done a rip-snorting job of documenting it. Super!

  6. This is exactly something that would have happened to me. See my recent post “Princess Grace” about my adventures with an exploding blue pen and a maxi-pad.

  7. This one should be published in yoor book of blog entries — a guy from Yahoo! already published his — I’ll see if I can find out which publishing house.

  8. That’s hilarious, Meg – so sorry for your embarassment, of course.

    (Oh, donettes! Damn you, sweet circles of powdery love. Mess-makers. Blush-bringers.)

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