25 Things I Want Right Now.
- A night of blissfully uninterrupted sleep.
- Another night of blissfully uninterrupted sleep.
- A sunny weekend.
- A really, really good sushi dinner with TONS of sashimi.
- A really excellent date with someone remarkably like Vince Vaughn who ISN’T dating Jennifer Aniston.
- The innate ability to write perfectly to “voice” without extensive workshopping.
- A lovely bag to replace my beloved work bag, which experienced the dreaded “strap-rip” yesterday. Grrr.
- A shopping spree at MAC to replace the things that rolled out of my bag and smashed after the dreaded “strap-rip.”
- A giant bin of sour soothers (or keys, just for Christina)
- Total and utter allergy relief
- My own personal swimming pool. Oh yes, and a bathing suit that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyeballs into oblivion.
- A cute pendant necklace that doesn’t accentuate my lack of neck (a necklace for the neckless?)
- Sunglasses to replace those destroyed by the Fat Man and the Escalator.
- My own kumquat tree.
- A perfect, golden, noncancerous tan.
- Unlimited texting minutes.
- An inbox full of happy emails sans the letters FW:
- A really good recipe for ceviche.
- A sudden influx of absolutely unearmarked funds for decorating my new place.
- The 1000 threadcount sheets I saw on sale for $80.
- A new wallet that doesn’t drop all my cards when I open it.
- A Dyson vac.
- A robin’s egg blue Kitchen Aid.
- A personal car service, at my beck and call 24-7.
- Innate flexibility, and oh yeah… world peace.
(Just to avoid looking shallow. Oh… right. TOO LATE.)
