I hired Greg Neufeld three years ago to work as a wakeboard instructor at the summer camp I was running.

He was the kind of kid that did things so goofy that you WANTED to get mad, but eh — he was too funny. And holy cow, could he sing. And play guitar.
And now, little Greg is on Idol.

Feel about it how you will — all that reality show stuff — but this boy is TALENTED. His pitch is killer, his delivery is priceless, and well — when he came back to perform at the camp the next summer, he sang “You And I Both” for me in the concert. Because I asked, and I knew he’d kick it, and I’m pushy like that.

It was beautiful. Better than Mraz.

These boys are like my kid brothers. And I am so proud of Greg. Though he was incredibly gifted long before I knew him.

Greg, best of luck. And if you live in these parts and watch the show, I can guarantee you that this is a kid worth cheering for, 100%.

If you want to call TOLL FREE and vote for our Greg, here’s where to call:

1-866- 9-IDOL-11 CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!! NOW!!!

HE SANG MY (Well, it’s Jason Mraz’s song… and now Greg’s!) SONG ON IDOL.
And the judges LOVED him. GO GREG!!!

Ten Things That Are Less Fun Naked.

1. Tobogganing. Sure, the breeze is refreshing and bracing at first, but the first time you fall off the Krazy Karpet and get snow up the hoo-ha? You’ll be running for the hand dryers in the lodge.
2. Meeting with your accountant. Lay your finances naked before him, yes. Be open and honest. But he doesn’t need to see records of ALL your assets.
3. Spinning Class. OW. OW. OW. Seriously. OW.
4. Working in a nursing home. Yes, okay, everyone’s kinda letting it all hang out, be it a colostomy bag or a set of false teeth that get stuck in the meatloaf. But do you really need a shaky grope from Mr. Milsap in the Assisted Living Ward? Granted, you’ll make his day, but save the nudity for sponge baths. Theirs, not yours.
5. Blackberry picking. Let’s just say there are places where thorns should NOT go. And I don’t mean your hand.
6. The Fry Station at McDonalds. Not exactly the BEST way to keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool.
7. Beekeeping. I think I had a nightmare like this once.
8. Testifying before the Senate. Because you know those dirty old buggers aren’t paying attention to your testimony. And they’re just going to keep finding reasons to call you back for more. Not to mention offering an invitation to join the “Foreign Relations” Committee. WINK WINK.
9. Mowing the lawn. Sure, some of you are bound to think this is sexy. But let’s just say that “GrassyAss” ain’t gonna mean “thank you” in a minute.
10. Arc Welding. When nudity leads to the wrong kind of bonding.