Choose! Choose!

Yes, I’m so indecisive and lazy — because it’s HOT here, HOTTER THAN WE USUALLY GET, SERIOUSLY, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME AT CAMP IT WAS 120 F AND CHILDREN FAINTED — that I can’t choose what to write about today.

Not like I’m writing RIGHT NOW, though, because I have shelves to stain and Whole Foods to go to, and a dress fitting (doesn’t all that sound glamourous? And handy? And natural?)

But later on I will. Promise. In the cool of the evening.

(Who am I kidding? It was like sleeping inside a Krispy Kreme donut last night!)

Here are my topic options:

  • The sordid tale of the Great Camp Epidemic
  • 25 Ways To Test Your Compatibility
  • Natural Beauty Remedies That Don’t Actually Work, Sucker
  • 10 Things That Are Less Fun Naked

Choose! Choose!

7 thoughts on “Choose! Choose!

  1. I know I am too late, but I would still like to hear about “The sordid tale of the Great Camp Epidemic.”

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