Yes, I’m so indecisive and lazy — because it’s HOT here, HOTTER THAN WE USUALLY GET, SERIOUSLY, EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME AT CAMP IT WAS 120 F AND CHILDREN FAINTED — that I can’t choose what to write about today.

Not like I’m writing RIGHT NOW, though, because I have shelves to stain and Whole Foods to go to, and a dress fitting (doesn’t all that sound glamourous? And handy? And natural?)

But later on I will. Promise. In the cool of the evening.

(Who am I kidding? It was like sleeping inside a Krispy Kreme donut last night!)

Here are my topic options:

• The sordid tale of the Great Camp Epidemic
• 25 Ways To Test Your Compatibility
• Natural Beauty Remedies That Don’t Actually Work, Sucker
• 10 Things That Are Less Fun Naked

Choose! Choose!