25 Things I Want Right Now.
- A night of blissfully uninterrupted sleep.
- Another night of blissfully uninterrupted sleep.
- A sunny weekend.
- A really, really good sushi dinner with TONS of sashimi.
- A really excellent date with someone remarkably like Vince Vaughn who ISN’T dating Jennifer Aniston.
- The innate ability to write perfectly to “voice” without extensive workshopping.
- A lovely bag to replace my beloved work bag, which experienced the dreaded “strap-rip” yesterday. Grrr.
- A shopping spree at MAC to replace the things that rolled out of my bag and smashed after the dreaded “strap-rip.”
- A giant bin of sour soothers (or keys, just for Christina)
- Total and utter allergy relief
- My own personal swimming pool. Oh yes, and a bathing suit that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyeballs into oblivion.
- A cute pendant necklace that doesn’t accentuate my lack of neck (a necklace for the neckless?)
- Sunglasses to replace those destroyed by the Fat Man and the Escalator.
- My own kumquat tree.
- A perfect, golden, noncancerous tan.
- Unlimited texting minutes.
- An inbox full of happy emails sans the letters FW:
- A really good recipe for ceviche.
- A sudden influx of absolutely unearmarked funds for decorating my new place.
- The 1000 threadcount sheets I saw on sale for $80.
- A new wallet that doesn’t drop all my cards when I open it.
- A Dyson vac.
- A robin’s egg blue Kitchen Aid.
- A personal car service, at my beck and call 24-7.
- Innate flexibility, and oh yeah… world peace.
(Just to avoid looking shallow. Oh… right. TOO LATE.)

June 21st, 2006 at 5:12 pm
SOUR SOOTHERS!!!!!!!!! Do they LOOK anything like keys to you?????
Yeesh, between this stab and the hurricanes thing, you’re in big trouble, missy!
June 21st, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Congrats on the new digs!
June 21st, 2006 at 6:08 pm
World Peace? You had me in a reverie of what I’d like — peace is not one of them, humans have conflict coded into their genetic code — something as simple as the water we drink or the air we breathe can trigger violence…. so, no, give me a good, vegan lipgloss :)
June 21st, 2006 at 8:56 pm
two of my favorite things…my Timbuk2 bag (which i use for work and more, guaranteed to NEVER succumb to strap-rip) and my Lodis wallet which i got to replace my constantly card-spilling one. it has never let me down. neither are cheap, so maybe some of your unearmarked decorating money can be allocated for other purchases
June 22nd, 2006 at 9:27 am
I heart my dyson. I almost belong to the dyson cult. My dog loves it too, evidently the cords are very tasty. Seriously though, especially if you have pets (4 cats, 2 dogs and a daughter with a head of hair like Cousin It) nothing picks up the hair better. And I’ve tried A LOT of different vacs.
June 23rd, 2006 at 6:50 am
I’m with you on 5,11(or hot tub),14 (except make mine a lime tree),22,23.