Diet Soda tastes like embalming fluid. And probably is.
Vince Vaughn is WAY more sexy than Brad Pitt.
Tapered leg jeans are a practical joke on consumers by fashion editors.
All the Britney stuff is a long, drawn-out publicity stunt where she will a) emerge with a fabulous makeover, and b) win public sympathy by dumping K-Fed on his flat, jean-sagging ass.
James Frey will probably write a book about his little scandal. And everyone will buy it again.
Tom Cruise isn’t crazy. He’s a sociopath.
Nobody looks good in culottes.
There are enough martini recipes. We don’t need any more.
Wedges are not so much a fashion statement as a twisted ankle waiting to happen.
Oprah Winfrey takes advantage of as many people as she helps.
I hate culottes! They’re awful! Thank you for saying what I’ve been screaming inside for so long! Let’s see how many sentences I can end in an exclamation point! I wonder if I could set a record or something!
1. It’s not supposed to taste like that, but think of it as one of life’s “glances behind the wizard’s curtain”.
2. YOU are more sexy than either of them, as far as I’m concerned.
3. Yes, and taper-leg jeans ALSO taste like embalming fluid.
4. Please, Lord, not until after we’re given, “Britney’s Real Down Home Christmas”, in which Britney has her people FINALLY take the wheels off her Momma’s house.
5. I am anxiously awaiting James Frey’s next book, so that I can not buy that one, too.
6. Sociopath, fundamentalist, same thing.
7. I would like to see Tom Cruise in coulottes.
8. Please don’t close the book on that one until someone creates the Fruitcake Martini.
9. Yes, but they look really good with taper-leg jeans.
10. Finally, someone who agrees with me!
June 16th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
I hate culottes! They’re awful! Thank you for saying what I’ve been screaming inside for so long! Let’s see how many sentences I can end in an exclamation point! I wonder if I could set a record or something!
I’ll stop now.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I agree with all but one of them…
June 16th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
i totally agree about vince vaughn. and tom cruise? crazy as all get out. diet coke however, i really love from time to time.
June 17th, 2006 at 12:31 am
Oh my lord, I absolutely looooooooooove Vince Vaughn, I think he’s absolutely edible!
June 17th, 2006 at 5:47 am
Britney Spears is to motherhood as Tom Cruise is to sanity.
June 18th, 2006 at 4:19 am
1. It’s not supposed to taste like that, but think of it as one of life’s “glances behind the wizard’s curtain”.
2. YOU are more sexy than either of them, as far as I’m concerned.
3. Yes, and taper-leg jeans ALSO taste like embalming fluid.
4. Please, Lord, not until after we’re given, “Britney’s Real Down Home Christmas”, in which Britney has her people FINALLY take the wheels off her Momma’s house.
5. I am anxiously awaiting James Frey’s next book, so that I can not buy that one, too.
6. Sociopath, fundamentalist, same thing.
7. I would like to see Tom Cruise in coulottes.
8. Please don’t close the book on that one until someone creates the Fruitcake Martini.
9. Yes, but they look really good with taper-leg jeans.
10. Finally, someone who agrees with me!